StealthSteve's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[4 soldier of fortune fans]

Hmmm, no.

A 4mb submission that lasts ten seconds? It's called "compressing your audio", maybe you should try it out some time.

LoCo-StoNeR responds:

maybe I should - sorry.

[The Mad Scientist]

Dark. Cool.

The music was a bit over-the-top for me, but it went well with the animation. Loved the style. Only thing to rag on is the end could have been a little more involved. Awesome work, bro.

[Some Dude's Pro Trolley!!]

pretty poor

The graphics showed like, no effort at all. just a bunch of tweens...a typical stick skater movie, except these weren't sticks and there was more shopping carts than skateboards.

cool-penguin-0 responds:

Loads of famous flash artists use tweens - and the next film will have kickass graphics - Everyone who's seen the movie (which is me) thinks the new graphics are great!

[Audio Portal 8]

No better banana than a SMASHED banana

I like how the menu was done NG-style, I like the first, second, and fourth animations, I like the preloader music (heheheh), and I like the overall concept...gettin the Audio Portal stuff some more air time! Good job everyone.

[(MV) Ode To Tanner]

ahahahahaaaa YES

That rocked...and it was totally unexpected too! I like what you did for each part, working with the sound effects and whatnot. :D One thing though - WHY AM I SO FAT!? :P

Livecorpse responds:

Guess the muscle didn't come out too great. Oh well, keep counting those calories, bud. =oD

[3D-The Bounty of Dr Agon]

Very, very impressive!

Smooth animation, dark theme, cool characters! The only suggestion I can offer up would be to spend a bit more time on reducing the file size by improving the quality of the renders...this could be accomplish by smoothing out or removing some of the 3D models' extra-jaggy portions. In Flash, go to the menu Modify > Optimize... If you select small pieces of the render instead of the entire graphic the results will come out better. Anyway, overall it was great. Good luck with the sequels!

[the box]

Eggatron is the fawwwwwkin man

word to the big bird, the box is the spizzot

eggatron responds:

I fucking love you, man!

[Tom and Wade talk money!]

Funny...

...because I would do the same thing! Where's that million at?

[EVIL EYE: Finished]

Huh?

It wasn't spectacular, but for some unknown reason I thought it was funny. S'all good.

[Castlevania Conference]

Very poor.

Bad use of ripped emulation graphics...Belmont was oversized, then shrank whgile jumping!? Anyway, since when does The Count go down with one mutton-chop to the skull? It just doesn't work like that, sonny.

Drug-SeX responds:

Listen up Monkey Fucker. Belmont is as big as i want him to be. And i fucken changed the shrink so shut yer hole. It's a spoof Penny hooker! Dracula Dies when I say he dies!