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[ol dirty bastard 3000]

that was so bad, it was fantastic

I thought it was great how ODB has a different body each time you saw him. Silly shit!

[Fun with a Microwave]

Hot damn!

That was fun-tastic! The first & last buttons are the best. mmmmmmmmmmmm-BLEOW! Silly shit man.

[Un-named GOLD Edition]

Well then...

I don't know what these people are thinking, because out of all the movies in the Portal, by comparison this is in no way GOD-LIKE or even near a 10. I gave it a 2 because (like Pico says) the movie isn't anything special. I know that sounds fucked up but it's true. No specialness. Nothing in it is new. Same characters as the other ones. Nooooooo backgrounds whatsoever. Un-named was okay when the Portal first started out, but now...nahhhhh.

[The Hare and the Tortoise]

Never seen the ad, but....

I still thought this was pretty funny. The only thing that is played out is the slo-mo bullet scene, ya know, the one where the camera angle follows the bullet to the hare's dome? What I would like to see is a picture of the rabbit face (so you don't see the bullet), and then all of a sudden...BLEOW! Blood all over the screen with the bullet then and only then whizzing by. Ahh shit, since I don't make movies like this...this idea is gonna get ripped, ain't it?

Anyway, dassum silly shit ova hea!

[The Portal Police]

This sucks

This is like the tenth movie I've seen that complains about the Portal entries being shit, yet this itself is a complete pile of it.